Saturday, August 30, 2008

LOOKCOW - 雪州马青两个COW


雪州马青分团团长候选人高祥威博士最近配合党选,成立了自己的部落格,抒发政见。

高博士的部落取名LOOK COW,意即看牛,或者牧牛人的意思。

设立部落跟新居入伙不一样,没有宴客送礼,於是阿武叔上网抄了一篇文章,稍稍做了一点修整,送给Look Cow,希望有助他更有效扮演牧牛人的角色。

YOU HAVE TWO COWS

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the
economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.


A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'LookCowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.

WHILE MCA YOUTH SELANGOR IS UNDER NEGOTIATION

You have two cows. One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

LOOK OUT! Many people thought cow drinks MILK, but cows drink WATER in fact.
长大了,就不要再给人喂奶,要有自己的主见啦!

8 comments:

PoliBug | 波力.拔克 said...

换新家俱啰!恭喜恭喜!

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UNCLE BOO said...

谢谢波力拔克,其实很早就想換一个比较清新的家,研究到国庆日,总算成功了。
当今时局,令我怀想草原、山川、溪涧、蓝天。

Kua Chua said...

阿武叔,小弟住在您隔壁村的沙登岭,慕名冒昧前来叩门拜访。

小弟认为阿武叔的部落格近乎完美,有瑕疵的事,怎么阿武叔也连接一个名叫“日中天”的部落客?此笨蛋到底是何方妖怪?怎么一个人同时拥有4个化名,又有“嘛嘛档”,又是“华族先锋队”,也是“大马青年”,更差的是“日中天”。哇靠!!!干嘛呀!!!

小弟恳请阿武叔麻烦将此妖怪的部落格从阿武叔处删除掉,免得玷污了阿武叔啊!还有还有,怎么这个笨蛋还可在阿武叔处打广告?小弟也是作直销的,嘻嘻。。。不懂阿武叔允许小弟在阿武叔的部落格卖卖产品?推销推销一番?

最后,小弟也希望阿武叔若有机会“觐见”黄日升(小弟也是马华的草根党员,还是每年还年捐的那种,阿武叔怎么也是一名基层领袖),烦请转告日升,别让身边的那只妖怪给拖累啦,免得日升兄在来临的党选,竞选中委落得成为历史,首位官职竞选中委者落败,断送了自己的政途。

谢谢!

UNCLE BOO said...

KUA CHUA,你太过奖了,阿武叔的部落其实弱点很多,蒙许多朋友关心,不小心得了小小虚名。讲错的地方,也请你不吝指教。阿武叔其实也很怕搞到神憎鬼厌!
华人都拜神,祈求国泰民安,风调雨顺,华人也拜鬼,祈求饱餐之後,不要随处吓人或害人。
有些神,摆在神台上都吓不了鬼,但有些神,有个神位会比较安定的。
古人敬鬼神,其实,有一定的道理的。
感谢你的光临,多多指教!
不方便的留言就电邮给我好了:tiangboo@hotmail.com

gmtang said...

Dr. Kow I support Chua Sio Lek.
Tq.

gmtang said...

敬爱的高博士,这次的马华党争你有何看法?

gmtang said...

敬爱的高博士,这次的马华党争你有何看法?你也是整个马青州长里的最大州你有何表现?希望你不会plp作出一些年轻人所要看到的东西好吗?我去到咖啡店或pub可说是大街小巷都在骂你的总会长你又有何看法?今天的马来西亚的年轻华人都希望你能和我们的看法都一样(敢敢来吧!)不好令我们雪州的年轻人或马青团员失望。。。爱党的同志