Saturday, August 30, 2008
YOU HAVE TWO COWS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'LookCowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.
WHILE MCA YOUTH SELANGOR IS UNDER NEGOTIATION
You have two cows. One cow-peh and one cow-bu.
LOOK OUT！ Many people thought cow drinks MILK, but cows drink WATER in fact.长大了，就不要再给人喂奶，要有自己的主见啦！
发表者 Uncle Boo 位置在： 11:43 AM