Monday, June 8, 2009

张庆信这一号人物在民都鲁


张庆信这个名字,有很多人喜欢,有很多人不喜欢。

阔別华文报界11年後,去年6月第一次听到张庆信这个名字,当时他为了国会下议院禁止传媒在国会走廊采访一事,和纳兹里争吵,阿武叔贴了一篇博文支持他鸟纳兹里,声援前同行。

後来认识了陈征信,就认识了张庆信,肚子大大的,一看就知道是有钱人的模样。

并不是说有钱人就会讨人喜欢,可是自从和张庆信面对面谈天以来,这家伙狡猾得很,就是不肯露出令人讨厌的一面。

数月前叫征信安排到民都鲁一探长屋,知道他把日子安排在丰收节时,就预料会在那边遇到张庆信,他是民都鲁的国会议员嘛。凭阿武叔当过10年记者的经验,知道有大人物陪伴的旅程,一定会有比较多的收获,少不免,还有免费丰富的一顿晚餐吃,虽然除了飞机票,一切费用原本就让陈征信一手全包了。

阿武叔脸皮厚厚的一点也不懂客气,反正在吉隆坡,阿武叔也请过征信很多餐,振国也请过阿武叔很多餐,阿武叔又请过波力拔克几餐,波力拔克又请过振国几餐,客气来客气去,不知何时方休。

巴生港务局主席李华民的10分钟,把张庆信捧红了,自贸区报告出炉,很多人说张庆信赚了几十亿,全国开始认识张庆信这个名字,嘿嘿!都说他公司真好料!

人们怎麽看张庆信,是人们的权利,也是张庆信自己的造化,阿武叔这小政棍那够资格来管,虽然请阿武叔吃饭时有被问起这事件的来龙去脉,张庆信也有回答了,但若就此义务帮他讲话,恐怕又犯上吃一顿饭就被他收买的毛病。

所以,PKFZ这种麻烦事,只能叫他自己要“执生”。

阿武叔只问了一句:“怎麽你看起来那麽轻松?不用跟律师商量对策咩?”

他拿起餐布抹抹嘴只是说:“不是我要讲你们的总会长,~……~~~~! ”(不好意思!片子有点问题坏了。)

回程的时候,征信说其实张庆信的私人专机还有位,要不要问看能不能尝一尝私人专机的滋味,阿武叔当然想,却不敢,还是乘亚航比较自在,免得制造机会给他在私人专机上收买。

但想到收买这两个字,阿武叔又秤一秤自己的料,敲敲头自己想,会不会只是政棍的幻想。

在民都鲁长屋区,奇怪的是没有人提起自贸区事件,阿武叔怀疑,莫非长屋区通讯有问题,那边的选民根本不知道自贸区这回事?

从裤袋掏出手机,果然完全没有动静,手机在这里只能玩游戏。

难怪长屋居民看到张庆信,好像看到神,处处只听到歌功颂德的声音,PKFZ的鸟鸟声都被长屋区的鸟啼声掩盖了。

当然,也有可能他早就知道那些长屋居民是他控制了的,那些家里有WI-FI可以上网看部落格的长屋,就不用带人去了,自己去求饶就好。

不过,看到张庆信这种身家几十亿的大老板,还要连续这麽多天清晨四点半出发,半夜才回,去到偏远的长屋区,要问上次的问题解决了没有,又要问还有没有甚麽新问题,还要表演跳舞,任何人递过来的酒都要喝,还要被依班妇女压倒在地骑在身上灌喝酒,阿武叔就不敢发白日梦想到砂拉越州竞选国会议席了。

36 comments:

Fairnation said...

阿武叔这篇写得很好,很有"想象"空间。

northborneo said...

uncle,这就是为何东马有一些领袖,在国会的表现根本是烂透,但是在选区里仍然深受欢迎。

特别是乡区,乡民才不管什么国家大事,他们只在乎所谓的“领袖”有没有照顾和认同他们罢了;就像沙巴的长鼻猴之乡的人民代表。

jyuno_zen said...

从言谈间觉得他说的话很有可取的地方,不过自贸区这件‘大事’,董董既不知道来龙去脉,也不知道内幕。只好和典武兄一样,请他‘执生’了。
哇,典武兄不敢坐私人专机?如果换作是董董,老早爬上去了。因为,董董没坐过专机,也不晓得这辈子有没有机会坐,所以机会难得,肯定马上尝尝这滋味。典武兄不必怕被骂‘收买’,戴上耳机哪会听到‘收买的声音’,也听不到对方说什么啦。陶醉在浩瀚的天空,人变得很渺小,什么一顿饭的抢手还是收编之说的指责已显得渺小与无知。

吾説八道 (林伯芳) said...

私人专机如果是16人以下应该很吵,不用戴上耳机也不必怕被骂‘收买’。

ys said...
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糊涂侠客 said...

第一张照片很吓人。看了好像张庆信被人打。哈哈哈哈!

keykok said...

原本是想去顶酒,可惜最后却被伙伴自虐比较多,I will be back.......

ys said...

Bravo Uncle Boo.

You wrote whatever you have seen and you keep a space for whatever you are not clear. This is what the other writers/bloggers should learn. It is not to blindly praise you, but that is fact.

That is what an attitude that Bloggers should really possess.

otherwise this world will never being peaceful...

Being a blogger, I feel that we should gather our power of writing, to write something which can give a guidance towards our people in the nation. give them a clear view of picture, lead them to think rasionally.

Bloggers are actually playing an important role as co-ordinator in between of rakyat and nation. Dont you agree?

regards,
TYS

Mountebank said...

要把黑的给漂成白的,抑或把大便勾勒成鲜花,没有一定的功力,还真的不容易办到,马华博客看来只有少数人有如此功力,这其中,又以阿武叔为佼佼者。

董董这位以吃喝玩乐为自任,以盲目吸收别人粪便为己身营养的新一代博客,要多多学习这种叙述方式,以免再闹笑话。

看阿武叔一篇文,“犹如巨石下崖,五内翻腾”。

哈哈。

ys said...

给Mountebank的一点话,

怎么我看不到阿武哥文章里的大便还是鲜花呢?

有时候我们容易被表面的东西所欺骗,以致没有意识到自己的错误。就如时下年轻人喜欢听热烘烘的东西,然后一起起舞。

记得,当您小的时候,父母亲都会叫我们过马路要小心,看左看右。
看一边而已可能会被车撞死。。。

我们长大了。。在社会里听话要听好来, 听一边而已可能会被人 ‘普’死。

所以我们要把事情弄清楚,不要一味的听信别人所说的话。不懂事情的来龙去脉就最好静一点,不然沾上大便时,反而自己变成米田共

chchoo said...

Uncle Boo, as a friend, I have done my part by reminding you not to let your action deviated from what you preached. I am glad that you wrote this article. It proved that you do have conscience and know how to tell right from many wrongs. As well, I am sure you will find it easier to tell your kids about the journey and they will be very proud of you for upholding your beliefs.

I am not interested in Tiong nor I have anything against him. He remains a beloved Bintulu MP to his voters and an extremely talented businessman. In fact, we do need someone like him to wipe out the sky-rocketing crimes in Malaysia, in which the RMP has frequently chosen to look the other way. Oh no, I feel like crying again when I touch on this topic.

Anyway, please do not try to over interpret what I am sharing with you. I like to call a spade a spade, and that is the only reason why I quit MCA and am determined to influence 100 matured voters to vote against MCA. Well, I do have a busy schedule but at least I can tell my sons that I have done my part to make Malaysia a better country.

Do let me know if you have a preferred type of table wine from Europe as we are heading south in August.

Ipoh Cake House said...

hi uncle boo and fellow friends,

"张庆信的私人专机" i'm quite interested of this phrase.
Anyway, the well respected YB still have the other two private jet??
as far as i know, from what i read from the newspaper 'The China Press" recently saying that the two jet were his company jet for commercial use and not owned by himself.

Anyway is a good write up by Uncle Boo..congrats!!

Grass said...

这就是领袖的超凡魅力吧。一场欢庆一顿饭就把气氛和好印象留给众人。

陈嘉亮 said...

mountebank,

功力深浅的分别就在这边啦。。。。
不然每个人都看到佛像,哪里还有大便留给苏东坡看?

B@dman said...

那是张庆信向旗下租借商务机公司的飞机啦。。。

mountebank,
你的言论突出了你的无知,你都没有实地到民都鲁了解就说阿武叔把黑漂白?老大,若你是民联的支持者,我就为民联感到悲哀,希望你不是。哈哈哈哈哈哈

Fairnation said...

据RPK说东马各地的政治枭雄最"穷"的是两亿起跳,那边的枭雄们的身价是5亿10亿以上这样算的。2亿身家人家是不会把你看在眼里的。

GRASS,马哈迪以前也是很有魅力的。 有了互联网就不一样了。

Mountebank said...

B@dman said...
mountebank,
你的言论突出了你的无知,你都没有实地到民都鲁了解就说阿武叔把黑漂白?老大,若你是民联的支持者,我就为民联感到悲哀,希望你不是。哈哈哈哈哈哈
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第一,不明白最近为什么大家都那么怕“黑”?

第二,放心,最近论坛很流行这句话:我不是民联支持者,我只是国阵反对者。

这位老大何必如此黑白分明?

Mountebank said...

ys said...

怎么我看不到阿武哥文章里的大便还是鲜花呢?

有时候我们容易被表面的东西所欺骗,以致没有意识到自己的错误。就如时下年轻人喜欢听热烘烘的东西,然后一起起舞。

记得,当您小的时候,父母亲都会叫我们过马路要小心,看左看右。
看一边而已可能会被车撞死。。。
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没有慧眼,哪里看出是大便是鲜花?

老兄,现在已经没有人教小孩子只是看左右边而已了,从小家里老的教叫我记得要常常往上看;没办法,很久以前就发现大马来了很多乌鸦,一不小心,天上就会突然掉下来一坨大便,或是不知哪里飞来的呀呀乱叫乌鸦的口水。

B@dman said...

Mountebank,
我说在还没了解清楚前不要妄下判断,你认为大家怕黑的论说从何而来啊?
哈哈,网络流传的,你就人云亦云的拿来用似乎有点没有主见哦。。

最有慧眼的你怎么会这样跟风啊?什么都跟着大家而判断就是你所谓的慧眼?果真让小弟大开眼界

阿武叔 Uncle Boo said...

thank you chchoo, wish i could do my right part too, but what make me in doubt is everybody thought they have done their part right.

i may have wrong perception sometimes, sincerely thank all comments to pursue the truth, especially you who always reminding me in polite way.

i am not used to be drunken, just need a little bit alcohol to make me excited while meeting some specific persons.

醉翁之意不在酒.

阿武叔 Uncle Boo said...

少荣,你捉到我要表达的。

董董,给你一点小小劝告,做任何事情不能单凭感觉,须懂得尊卑轻重。

侠客,经你提醒,真的好像林肯智打叶新田的那张,哈哈!

陈嘉亮的评论,有点禅意。感谢你!
苏东坡虽曾心中有粪,却更具慧根。

感谢YS,MOUTEBANK,IPOH CAKE HOUSE,GRASS,FAIRNATION,KEYKOK,林伯芳的留言,我认真思考过,都能从中领悟些真理。

但我不能接受BADMAN在第一个留言中,用如此无礼的语气给予MOUTEBANK回应。年轻人,礼貌換来尊重,狂妄招惹是非。

Fairnation said...

阿武叔,其实小生看到了你这篇文章和照片,心是揪着的。
心想,如果这些乡民要的只是有人陪喝酒和表演等等表面工夫,就满足了。那他们的水供,电供,柏油路和社区学校几时才能得到?

当然阿武叔去的这排长屋是不差的。至少看到有电供。环境太差的也不带你去啦!

东马让小生感受到,什么才是真正的政权提款机。

Mountebank said...

B@dman said...
Mountebank,
我说在还没了解清楚前不要妄下判断,你认为大家怕黑的论说从何而来啊?

哈哈,网络流传的,你就人云亦云的拿来用似乎有点没有主见哦。。

最有慧眼的你怎么会这样跟风啊?什么都跟着大家而判断就是你所谓的慧眼?果真让小弟大开眼界
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年青人,慧眼不是瞬间一僦而成的。

同一座山,有人看山是山,有人从看山是山晋升到看山不是山,虽然此山已经耸立千古,各个诠释不同,只因境界各异。

ys said...

MOuntebank,

老实说,从你的回答中,读者不免无法看出什么是强词夺理,为了赢而写,那从那刻起,您的文章及看法要怎么引起共鸣呢?

不管是民联反对者还是国政反对者,个人心中都有一把尺。都希望我们的国家能够繁荣,人民百姓生活得安宁些。

我非常的不明白,为何当我们不了解一件事时,却少了一份去求证的赤子之心? 为何就因为心中的不满而满口批评? 要知道,水一旦泼了出去就捡不回来了。当您听见别人说您婆婆还是妈妈跟邻居鬼混,那不是事实,请问您感受如何?(抱歉)

UNCLE bOO 去了长屋,他们喝米酒,我了解到的是那是丰收节,伊班族,达雅族的的习惯。不管他们是多么穷,一般简单的习俗是不会被取代的。 就如我们华人生日,再穷都好,长辈也会住面线鸡蛋给晚辈。(请别告诉我,您家里不流行这玩意儿,我只是打个比方,因为那是无可否认的华人传统)

我们只看见他们喝酒的照片,当然。。。说的话要怎么从照片里跑出来?~。~

Fairnation,
当然东马乡民是需要水电及一些基本设施,但我们别忘了,当时是他们的一年一度的大日子,难道就因为他们穷,而我们就必须剥夺他们欢庆的喜悦吗? 

在此,我必须说声抱歉,如果有得罪的地方,但小女子的用意是,我们大家身为知识分子(能读能写),应该好好利用我们的智慧,好好去分析事情,有疑或,提出来是好的。但一昧的去攻击及践踏或想象是很不对。

让自己长大,思想也要长大。不管是吉祥叔叔也好,还是庆信大伯,只要他们的话有道理,我有打从心理敬佩。这不是说我们做人没原则,这是就事论事。

阿武叔,我敬佩您! 希望您能好好操作您的文笔,加油!

Fairnation said...

小生又何德何能能剥夺他们欢庆的喜悦?

那我们所谓的知识分子有没有分析一下他们为什么会这样穷?为什么会缺少水供,电供,柏油路等基本生活设施?

小生只是回应阿武叔没有直接说出,但想要表达的东西。 

阿武叔 Uncle Boo said...

要不是YS以小女子自称,我还以为是那个大男生,文笔如此阳刚气。

现在我知道YS小妹是谁了。

真是深藏不露,所以人不可貌相。

你也加油,期待你的新文章。

Mountebank said...

老实说,从你的回答中,读者不免无法看出什么是强词夺理,为了赢而写,那从那刻起,您的文章及看法要怎么引起共鸣呢?
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有咩?

那么严重?

还是你在对着镜中人沉思?

chchoo said...

Fairnation and Mountebank, looks like you guys are from a different league. In fact, based on my exposure working, eating, playing, living, studying and even sleeping with the natives in Canada and Malaysia, I may know a little bit more about natives than a few bloggers here. Most natives (if not all) are ill-threaten by the politicians, and yes, this include Canada. They were frequently misled, exploited, manipulated and abused for political gains.

Well, there are people who refused to acknowledge the dilemma faced by the natives or simply turn their head away, we cannot blame them for being ignorant. In a very typical Malaysian perspective, if my family member is not one of those detained under the draconian ISA, why would I care? And if my family member is not one of those victimized by mat rempit and snatch thief, so be it.

It takes a big heart to make a change and I am sure glad to know that both of you are ready for the long journey. Cheers!

Grass, I am sure life is good for some of us now. However, I cannot be sure that my kids will choose to wear black instead of white shirt someday, or prefer to drink Kopi-o than Milo? I sincerely hope that they do not end up in Kamunting camp for doing something they believed dearly. The least I, as a father, can do now is to speak out and do the right thing.

Fairnation said...

chchoo,小生做的都是为了自己的后人可以在马来西亚立足。
我们现在没错是可以赚到钱,生活也不赖。只是如果我们现在不管,我们的后人将替我们受罪。

小生没党没派,目前是反污桶霸权的网民。如果将来污桶可以实行各族平等,尊重人权等良好施政。小生必定会支持他们。可是小生看到这些可能性很小。。。

aru said...

董董这位以吃喝玩乐为自任,以盲目吸收别人粪便为己身营养的新一代博客,要多多学习这种叙述方式,以免再闹笑话。
要不然,董董会变成肿肿了!

ys said...

小生没党没派,目前是反污桶霸权的网民。如果将来污桶可以实行各族平等,尊重人权等良好施政。小生必定会支持他们。可是小生看到这些可能性很小。。。
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YS明白您所要的社会平等, 乡亲父老理想中的社会平等。。

扪心问一问自己,家中几个儿女,父母亲再怎么说‘我们公平对待家里的孩子,儿子也好,女儿也好,一致认同’ YS在这里不是说父母的不是,但家里都很难有一个平衡点。父亲总是较疼女儿,母亲较疼儿子,过些时候女儿与母亲又比较贴心。这就是一种循环,说不出要要求的公平。

有家才有国。

不是说不去争取,但太明显的说明 也许就像为何家里孩子常常打架的原因。

Fairnation said...

YS 小姐,

如果你的父母,

只供你的姐姐读书,不资助你去读书。

明明你对家里尽心尽力,却说你对这家不忠心。

上下课接送你的姐姐,却让你一人步行十多公里没有街灯的烂泥路去上课。

打工赚的钱要分给姐姐30%。

家里的生计是你维持的你却只能吃冷饭菜汁。

得空还会举起菜刀说你最好不要讲这样多。

只要你定时给钱,不要有"非份之想"就是平衡。

走烂泥路,打工奉献30%,吃冷饭菜汁,还有看人举起菜刀,就是周而复始的循环。

为了家的安宁,我们就不要争取咯!循环和平衡也真是件好事,你说是不是啊YS大姐?

Mountebank said...

chchoo said...

Fairnation and Mountebank, looks like you guys are from a different league.
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No matter how & which I was categorized to, I am surely not a PR stalwart but categorically a steadfast BN dissenter & it's fun to impugn & go to these MCA bloggers' jugular.

I learnt that you averred not soon ago at your own blog that you divested yourself of MCA membership.

Personally I think it's a sagacious choice as it's meaningless to squat ceaselessly under this dilapidated cottage & continuously underpin MCA for it's pusillanimity PLUS it's now hopelessly rudderless and corrupted.

good luck my friend.

ys said...

想说就该敢敢说,什么菜刀嘛?应该是马来刀噢。。

YS在家爸爸妈妈都蛮疼YS的,也许今天造就了一点点被宠坏的个性。但YS还不算是个蛮不讲理的马来西亚公民啦!

如果说有您Fairnation所说的家庭存在,那应该在马来西亚不会有第二个,我给您福利部的联络号码03-26165600。

这样可悲的家庭悲剧不容忽视啊!

chchoo said...

Mountebank, I do not mean to “brand” you and Fairnation per se but some of us like to watch EPL and some prefer Liga Malaysia. I prefer Fairnation and your thoughtful comments over a few.

However, your latest comment killed a few of my brain cells and made me look up the online dictionary a few times. Hmm…I think me and my wife will need to wear black shirt and drink a few kopi-o tomorrow to regain consciousness.

Of course, we will also pray really hard that the “O Chia” (black car) keeps breaking down while arresting the good men and women in black.

Fairnation said...

住家里不会用马来刀切菜的。

你也认为这样可悲的"家庭"悲剧不容忽视咧?