Sunday, August 30, 2009

癫翁砍掉咸菜头之後

一人嫖妓染上性病,急看医生。

皮肤专科说:“你这病毒太凶,必须切除阳具保命。”

这人大骂:“庸医!”

怒气冲冲夺门而出,另请高明。

性病专科说:“这病毒真的很凶,劝你即刻切除阳具,否则生命有危险。”

这人又大骂:“都是庸医!这年头的医科水平真差!”

又再怒气冲冲夺门而出,另请高明。

对医生失望之极,决定求助土医。

土医看罢,神情淡定的说:“不必切!不必切!”

这人喜道:“高明!高明!愿听高见!”

土医说:“多两天,你的烂阳具就会自动掉下来了。”


X X X X


癫翁砍掉咸菜头,掀起纷争,急召各方勇士出谋。

姓汤的跑进来:“留住咸菜好煲汤,一家温暖!”

癫翁咆哮:“蠢才!给我滚出去!”

阿和跑进来:“看来只有你走,党内才会和平不好斗,阿弥陀佛!”

癫翁咆哮:“蠢才!给我滚出去!”

拿着一只鸡的跑进来:“你最好自己解决,不要害到我!”

癫翁放小声量:“闭嘴!我又没叫你进来!”

华仔和祥哥跑进来:“干得好!干得好!”

癫翁喜极而泣:“高明!高明!愿听高见!”

华仔和祥哥异口同声说:“等多两年全国大选,癫翁咸菜,就会自动成为历史。”

13 comments:

Nickcafe said...

呵呵...
好好笑哦...
也好讽刺...

一杯奶茶一个包 said...

你忘了,还有一位木木士口祥先生在后面偷偷的笑,而且还笑得很猛,原因是他三十多年来的仇恨终于圆梦了。

卖博士 字:孔明 said...

基本上,总会长还是很开明的,
至少阿武叔这样写,没有被对付。。。

卖博士 字:孔明 said...

基本上,总会长还是很开明的,
至少阿武叔这样写,没有被对付。。。

eejeyboy said...

有没有发现,自从308以后,国阵最高领袖一
个个荒腔走板,那也算了。

最糟糕的,还是越来越笨。

我本来选择不相信的,但霹雳变天、赵明福事件、
还有最热辣的蕹菜斗,不信也得信了。

不管三岁还是八十,才高还是八斗,男人还是女人,都不会英明一世,包括翁诗杰。

tan said...

一个乱党,一群乱人,如果不想乱下去,就赶快退党吧?退出去海阔天空,现在是说服自己退党的最好时机!

Khairuddin Naim said...

给我们西马华社大哥的一番话,

上帝要你灭亡,必先让你疯狂!在下还想多活几年,所以不要上帝让我疯狂。想必马来西亚的人民都也不想各自的主让自己疯狂吧。。。但我们西马的华社大哥是不是正在疯狂的境界呢?

风风雨雨一路走来,人们的指指点点,污蔑也好,事实的指责也罢。为何我们堂堂自认清廉高尚的西马华社大哥却无法亲自出面一一解释以洗净人民心中的疑惑?从调查自贸区事件说成自贸区舞弊案,蕹菜辣面,十面埋伏危机,金像奖,斩狗论,政治现金千万大元,直至与周美芬~蔡顺梅的不道德关系。。。

党争到底是为谁争,为了自己还是华社?马华身为华社的第一领导缘自马来西亚见过至今。为何华社从原本只是马华前·马华后,到今天被逼投靠民政及反对党?马华是不是该检讨了?今天要是马华就如翁诗杰自己的,他是将军‘欲望’大帝,而马华党员个个是他的卒子!今天倒马华·灭国政的到底是谁?是马华党员个个看走了眼吗?要是百姓要倒总会长,那还轮到总会长开大会说有党内外势力结合商政黑白两道的必要吗?甚至不如说自己是台湾陈水扁会跟恰当吧!因为阿扁就如大马阿杰一样,常把公物纳为己有。‘阿扁没事,台湾安全!’

西马华社大哥贵为华社的领导,却自顾道德品德口号挂嘴边,言行不一致。何以如此的说法?口说敬老尊贤,可却对沙巴华老不敬。诺是虚有,那为何至今时今日这位华社大哥不能出来说话?难道就忍心让自己如此‘干净’的身躯受污染吗?周美芬和翁会长的绯闻,是绯闻乃事实,只有当事者知。记者朋友向翁会长求证时,翁对两女的问题一字不答。何以?而周美芬也知网络们·民间已流传着这文章,却也子字不提!更把本身部落格里的原稿删除!当篇文稿是关于周美芬和王赛之公开挺翁会长和马华纪律会开除蔡希厉的决定,而当天一早被人放了篇 ‘翁诗杰,你认识出chua soon boi这女人吗?’的意见。接着的 ‘Buckle Up’一篇文章又再被人加入之前的意见,但这次却只是意见被博主删除了。周美芬部落格更是目前只让部落格的会员留言。这是否一反常态?还是无言以对?但是,要是到周美芬家花园哪里问问海南咖啡店的老板,华社会得到真相。

蔡顺梅和翁诗杰的缘分也许是前世修来的福。男女相爱本事正常,当然身为华人子孙,我们却不能忘记孙子的教诲。在下和许许多多唯恐天下不乱的淡黄子孙今日选择把这‘杰梅’恋情公布也是要让总会长了解善有善报,恶有恶报的原理。今天你怎么对人,也许华社不能反抗,但老天有眼看。挑战总会长出面对证,告诉马华党员还有马来西亚的华社,不是蔡老二一个人有情色纠纷,您翁老大也有,而且是光明正大,两方都是有家室的。不如蔡老二的歪歪还只是单身贵族。小辈我抖胆问总会长是否在蔡顺梅入住JW Marriot Hotel于吉隆坡是都也必定陪伴在侧。请别等至打抱不平人士来公开酒店的闭路电视的记录。如何的自身清白廉洁道德崇高?何以,蔡顺梅每道抵达吉隆坡机场都得有您部门的部长车来接送?何以您出差时都得蔡顺梅随队,反而太太留家中?是否您太太也如蔡老二的太太那么伟大?

何以至今,我们尊贵干净的总会长对媒体的问话一字不答?是默认还是哑语。

翁诗杰揭露弊案真的没有政治目的吗?请您把特别调查委员会的析查报告书公处于市好吗?为何说那是机密文件不能公开的同时却通街对媒体说张员外怀疑涉及吃了好多钱。那是个人的名誉,不是开玩笑玩家家酒,更不是像您这样把马华拿来当自己的兵器。由始张员外的公司都没向法庭要求禁令禁止您继续发言及造成间接的毁谤性言语,但您就张员外所指的一千万言论劳师重用花了大笔钱请了九名律师为您打官司,告张庆信毁谤?您只是部长,国会议员却有用不完的钱来请律师,‘包专机办公事’,而张庆信做生意又不是限于国内而已。总会长自打嘴巴多少次了?不知您的秘书有帮您记录吗?张庆信真的给您一千万吗?想必是有其事,因为您自己已透露了领钱的时期。

翁诗杰揭露弊案真的没有政治目的吗?请您把特别调查委员会的析查报告书公处于市的同时,大众都想知道李华民的真正身份啊!对张庆信恨之入骨,因为他一个砂捞越人却被认为抢了西马华人领袖的光芒. 争了郑福成大马蓝总的位子。但身为华社的领袖,不管身在位子何在,同是马来西亚人,我们是否应该合作,集合力量为人民解决问题?拿了位子就该来开会,尽自己的责任,要是会都不来开,那您怎么把手处理蓝总的事务及面对的问题?这也难怪当初蓝总老臣子誓死不屈就是要张庆信出任会长。社团的问题不是一两天,一两年能解决的,是需要大家的互相配合!

抛开大马蓝总,那么福联青,八大宗亲为何都来找张庆信?马华不是如郑福成所说的有二十亿的资产吗?2009 年初办的华青之夜节目于Sunway Commercial Center,马华领导层为何那么多年都无法办这样的节目,让我们华社青年能与首相面对面交流呢?是西马华社领袖开不了口,还是办事无能?脑袋生锈。

我们不知张庆信跟您翁老大关系如何!但我们要知道您用您的私人户口交还了机费吗?那TUNGKU WONG, MOHD. SYED, DATO’ DESMOND LIM 的专机机费呢?是免费的还是也是包机? 当然这些不关我们人民的事,您坐飞机也好,游泳也好,但我们要知道您是否真如您一直所说的‘绝对清廉’!没有瑕疵。

你小的时候生活怎么样,父亲娶了一个同籍贯的后母,亲身母亲(谢娣木)失望回去乡下。。你八岁那年丢下母亲跑回家,因为父亲能供你上学求知识,但生母没钱不能啊。。。你大学毕业于马来亚大学工程系。后来出来上了政治路,一心想出头。。大选时口口声声说生母的伟大,抱着他,扶着她。。。但那只是在世人眼前。。。母亲后来乡下过世,您却不回去。。后母也被安放进安老院。。。您小的时候穷,生母怎么辛苦找钱你是懂的。。。曾几何时有个卖面的老伯常给你面吃,给你几个铜板,因为你还小,街坊长辈都心不忍。你长大离开了那里,步入社会成了部长。。阿伯遇见您,上前相认,你不理他。母亲离世,街坊致电与您,您说不认识那女人。可有此事?家里两老都不能尊敬,何以去谈孝道!

您如今与蔡锐明·公正党的合作已是不腐的事实。。。换了军师,从新再把个人私欲加入党内豁出去的大打个痛痛快快吗?更控制媒体,不让‘辣手’接受贴士??由于太多的部落客都是轰爆总会长至一文不值。要是贴士需要批准,那么我们还要谈什么媒体自由??

华社要的是可以照顾华社的领袖,就算原先的问题并没有减少,但至少华社不要再出现新的问题,甚至如现今的四分五裂,如一盘散沙。

为何,难道总会长如今封口如密,一言不发,这也是十面埋伏的解释吗?

马华是无辜的,请党中的废才离开,归还一个清明的马华!
让模糊的党目标及原则重新归党,造福华社!

恭候总会长能对华社公开交待。

Anonymous said...

I agree with you in toto and the views of most of the respondents here. You are very cynical but your article carries fruitful yet sorrow DVICE. It’s up to them to interpret.

Datuk Chua is a lawyer, I don't think he really knows much about medical stuff, but he was an excellent Minister of Health, simple reason: he worked with his heart. As most lawyers are very meticulous, he had this as an addition to his work as a Minister of Health. If you were to find out from the medical staff and patients who frequent hospitals often, you will know that he was name the second best.

Besides his sex scandal, Dr. Chua with his superb knowledge in medicine and experience in administrative work, he was named the BEST Minister of Health thus far by most medical staff and patients who frequent hospitals often. He was very particular in medical and administrative work in hospitals and according to most medical staff in government hospitals or departments, any project or work given had to be accomplished within the time frame given or even in a shorter period. They had to work on toes as he would have not only regular but unscheduled or rampant spot checks personally! Now, if your superior has a superb know-how and very meticulous in work and carries out spot check at any time, what would you do? But I think it's not easy to have such kind of minister any more, sigh!

The rest? Needless to say. So these are the types of Chinese ministers we want? Now, I want to iterate that there are 3 categories of Corruption being defined in the Anti-Corruption Acts:
1. Corruption of Money / Monetary Gain - receiving rewards or anything similar or letting family members or close relatives having monetary gains in approving projects or giving preferences etc.
2. Corruption of Power - Abusing the power by giving projects or giving preferences to any one having relations or allowing the facilities or premises to be used for personal or any close relation's personal interest, remoting or expelling subordinates for personal gain / interest, promoting subordinates based on personal judgement or aiming to gain support etc etc
3. Corruption of Time - late to work, leave working place early, use the official time for personal interest, not related to core work etc.

There are also GOs as working ethics to be obeyed by all civil servants and cabinet members! Under certain crucial moments, civil servant and cabinet members are 24 hours on call. They don't have private time then, please bear in this mind!!!!! If we were to analyze properly, not necessary in details, we will find that so many of them are practically indulged only in party activities merely for their personal interest, sigh! Please do not argue with me that there are many others (in other political parties) who do that. If you were to say such thing, then it's better you bite back the dog when a dog bites you!!!! What we need from the party is only a simple request, but NOT difficult to follow: be free from corruptions (any form) and refrain from indulging in personal or party activities which do not bring benefit to Malaysians especially during this alarming stage with 71 fatal case, please, Minister of Health, 71 precious lives!!!!! ... to continue ...
Kg Folk

Anonymous said...

... continued ...
There are rumours that some one has been instigating OTK to take drastic motive, hoping big chaos with happen, then he can move up.
I intend to post a few questions for the Minister of Health to answer: How often has he frequent hospitals and do the spot checks? Does he know that the medical staff are working under great tensions? How many hospitals has he visited? Does he know that even some GH in a state is frequently facing the problem of shortage of medicine and patients have to go back every month or even a shorter period to take the same medicine which can be given for a period of 2 or 3 months since their next appointment would be half a year later? Does he know that even in GH, some times other substitutes were given because of lack of stock or that type of medicine prescribed by the GH doctor is not available? (I experience all these many times! I saw personally with my eyes very old patients were told by pharmacist in a very low and sorrow voice: come please come back next week to gain the medicine again / please give me your contact number. When the stock is available, I will call you, sorry yea.) How often he gives advices and moral support to the front liners against A (H1N1)? Does he know the differences in the work ethics of the private hospitals in Singapore compared to those private hospitals in Malaysia? Does he know the ways and working hours of the Ministers of Health in other countries? So much so that they have no time for personal or own party matters! Please abstain using government facilities by pretending to have a function against A (H1N1) in a few minutes but the major time is for party issues solely aiming to support some one. This is abuse of time (3rd category of corruption) and power (2nd category).

Our hearts are bleeding, we need to have a Minister of Health who only indulges in work and care for the health of the populace in Malaysia, please. Ask you secretaries to read up all the GOs and summarize to you. We believe your road is still very long and your path is still not at the end, you can do much better than at present before you go further up in MCA!
Kg Folk

sam said...

我搞不明白,为何老翁要那么急着砍老蔡。。。倘若真的那么不爽老二,就放他在一旁凉快,自己专心搞好自己的东西,等个两三年,老二没有什么机会发挥,身边的喽喽政棍没有好处,自然就会蝉过别枝,到时老翁就可以不费吹灰之力就弄夸老二,不用搞到现在的一人一个脸。。。也不需要用光碟来杀人,让老蔡难堪。。。
话不可以说尽,
势不可以去尽,
凡事太尽,机缘势必早尽。。。

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dalam said...

Cross check this article from

The Inconvenient Truth About Why Chua Soi Lek Was Sacked

http://mt.m2day.org/2008/content/view/26404/84/

dalam said...

Cross check this article from

The Inconvenient Truth About Why Chua Soi Lek Was Sacked

http://mt.m2day.org/2008/content/view/26404/84/