Monday, April 26, 2010

THE HEART ATTACK

A blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy Mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe and she has no clothes on."

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..

Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You rotten Bitch', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

阿武叔翻译:

金发女郎提早放工回家,突闻楼上房间传来异声。


女郎冲上楼看个究竟,却见丈夫一丝不挂躺在床上,又冒汗又喘气。急问:“发生何事?”


丈夫说:“我心脏病发了!”


女郎二话不说便冲下楼打急救电话,未拨通,四岁孩子吵说:“妈咪!妈咪!雪莉安地藏在衣柜里,没有穿衣服。”


女郎盖上电话,闪电般冲到楼上房间,怒火中烧走过尚自在喘气流汗的丈夫身旁,来到衣柜处,大力拉开柜门,果然看到妹妹一丝不挂,瑟缩在衣柜中央。


“臭婊子!”女郎发癫似的狂叫,接着说:“我老公心脏病发作了,你还有心情光着身子跟孩子玩捉迷藏?!”

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