Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Interview dalam base inggeris

Daud sedang di interview di sebuah syarikat :

Pegawai : Nama saudara siapa ?

Daud : "Daud..."

Pegawai : "Cuba ceritakan tentang keluarga saudara !!...

Daud : "Saya 2 beradik.. adik saya masih belajar di Kampung.. Orang Tua
saya tinggal di Perak.. Nenek dan Datok saya dari belah ayah tinggal di
Perlis... Nenek dan Datuk dari belah Ibu pula tinggal di Johor.. Bapak
saudara dan mak saudara semua tinggal di Melaka.

Pegawai : "Apakan saudara boleh berbahasa ingeris ?

Daud : "Yes .. sir ... "

Pegawai : "now tell me about your family in English !!... "

Daud : "Sorry sir .. i don't have family in English ... they're all living
in Malaysia"



Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.

When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!". Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Hua. So he told Ah Hua,"If you could form a sentence using the words that I give u, then maybe I will give u a chance! The words are ."GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE AND BLACK"


Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."

The manager fainted....

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